WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THERE A GRACE TIME IN SPAWN

WTF!!!!

I can remember the best feature in  Alex Kidd in Miracle World was that 2 seconds you got as an invincible god.

EA YOU PACK OF LAZY DOGS THEY GOT IT RIGHT IN 1986 SO HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT HAVE THIS FEATURE IN YOUR GAME.

OH IT'S A FUCKING SIMULATOR YOU SAY, YEAH I'M SURE I CAN SHOOT A PRICK POINT BLANK AND HAVE THEM SHOOT ME BACK

YOU GET PHYSICS SAYS

F=MA

 A HUNK OF LEAD WILL FUCK YOU UP POINT 

BLANK AT THOSE SPEEDS MOTHERFUCKER

SO I CAN BE SHOT WITH A HIGH VELOCITY SLUG THAT WOULD BREAK ALL YOUR RIBS IF I WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND BE SHOT BY YOU AT THE SAME TIME....

WHERE IS THE 2 SECONDS IMMORTALITY BITCHES!!!!!