Now I'm Playing my favorite map Zavod 311.
Now How's this for quality Game building. I was shot at and spotted By a chopper Running away from a person above ground at C outside. 5 seconds head start and ran underground at C south entry.
The person who raped me said "I was spotted by a chopper"!!!
Now While running down the stairs underground and hiding on the left below the sub 1m lower level camping, how the fuck can a chopper see me. FFFS. I am underground, if I can't be seen by a person on the map how can I be spotted. CONCRETE FUCKS. I'm not GOING underground in a Factory that makes tanks, I really think that heat signature recognition is gonna work!
Electronic FARTS! Do you need a new Coder? FFS I fart more brilliance that you lot have delivered for my Premium Ass rape Price.
I really think you need some new blood on you team because if line of site there is a ground, a roof and walls and a chopper can see me through it you have been employing monkies.
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/RANT
Saturday, 23 November 2013
WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THERE A GRACE TIME IN SPAWN
WTF!!!!
I can remember the best feature in Alex Kidd in Miracle World was that 2 seconds you got as an invincible god.
EA YOU PACK OF LAZY DOGS THEY GOT IT RIGHT IN 1986 SO HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT HAVE THIS FEATURE IN YOUR GAME.
OH IT'S A FUCKING SIMULATOR YOU SAY, YEAH I'M SURE I CAN SHOOT A PRICK POINT BLANK AND HAVE THEM SHOOT ME BACK
SO I CAN BE SHOT WITH A HIGH VELOCITY SLUG THAT WOULD BREAK ALL YOUR RIBS IF I WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND BE SHOT BY YOU AT THE SAME TIME....
I can remember the best feature in Alex Kidd in Miracle World was that 2 seconds you got as an invincible god.
EA YOU PACK OF LAZY DOGS THEY GOT IT RIGHT IN 1986 SO HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT HAVE THIS FEATURE IN YOUR GAME.
OH IT'S A FUCKING SIMULATOR YOU SAY, YEAH I'M SURE I CAN SHOOT A PRICK POINT BLANK AND HAVE THEM SHOOT ME BACK
YOU GET PHYSICS SAYS
F=MA
A HUNK OF LEAD WILL FUCK YOU UP POINT
BLANK AT THOSE SPEEDS MOTHERFUCKER
SO I CAN BE SHOT WITH A HIGH VELOCITY SLUG THAT WOULD BREAK ALL YOUR RIBS IF I WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND BE SHOT BY YOU AT THE SAME TIME....
WHERE IS THE 2 SECONDS IMMORTALITY BITCHES!!!!!
I PLACE A BOMB ON MY VEHICLE WHY DOES THIS DISABLE GETTING IN MY VEHICLE
OMFG
Who was in the beta testing? Do you only have noobs who sit as snipers at standing still?
Like FFS you pack of dogs. I really don't know how this one slipped through the net.
The JUMP IN VEHICLE F'ING button has been disabled because a graphical que is not on the screen.
It's a game not a robot factory! OMG EA PROTECT MY PC FROM TOO MUCH OVERLOAD!!!
If I plant bomb and get in vehicle at the same time the computer will explode!!!!
/RANT FFSSSFFSSFSFSSFSF
Who was in the beta testing? Do you only have noobs who sit as snipers at standing still?
Like FFS you pack of dogs. I really don't know how this one slipped through the net.
The JUMP IN VEHICLE F'ING button has been disabled because a graphical que is not on the screen.
It's a game not a robot factory! OMG EA PROTECT MY PC FROM TOO MUCH OVERLOAD!!!
If I plant bomb and get in vehicle at the same time the computer will explode!!!!
/RANT FFSSSFFSSFSFSSFSF
I GOT KNIFED WHILE SPAWNING YOU NOOBS
For Goodness sake you bunch of ameteur fucks EA!!
You realise that to be able to be knifed you need to be alive.
When I am alive I have a crosshair to Shoot people!
So why can I by spawned and have a knife in my throat before I am there?
You realise that to be able to be knifed you need to be alive.
When I am alive I have a crosshair to Shoot people!
So why can I by spawned and have a knife in my throat before I am there?
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